911

So, knowing I work with kids, Gerard is aware that I can only infrequently answer my phone during a workday. So after seeing that I had missed two calls back to back from him, I was sure that something was wrong and needed my immediate attention. Worried, I called him back.

G: Hey, what's up?

Me: You called? Something wrong?

G: Yeah... I was hoping you'd tell me where the closest 7-11 is?

Me: 7-11?

G: Yeah, um, I really need a slurpee.